Misfits of Incredulity

Stuff from Ross Bennett. Not the stand-up comic or the fashion designer, but a different one.

“Past performance does not guarantee future results.”

– Prospectus 11:19

financial analyst (n.)

financial analyst (n.) someone who uses the current day’s market reports to predict what happened yesterday and decide whether or not anyone should have seen it coming.

I have an idea for a summer movie screenplay. It’s about three economists on a road trip trying to hide the fact that their national economy has collapsed and died, but they keep propping up the system using overvalued mortgage backed securities and dishing out misguided economic advice so their summer vacation doesn’t end up coming to a screeching suck.

I’m calling it Weekend at Bernanke’s.

Noticed this across the desk at dad’s workspace.  How has no one ever pointed this out to me before?

Noticed this across the desk at dad’s workspace.  How has no one ever pointed this out to me before?

Having trouble determining whether this page is appropriate by Wikipedia standards.

Having trouble determining whether this page is appropriate by Wikipedia standards.

“In general men want to fuck general things, who the hell needs a god damn perfume to become a target of that? I want a perfume that makes men act very decent and compassionate toward me.”

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