Misfits of Incredulity

Stuff from Ross Bennett. Not the stand-up comic or the fashion designer, but a different one.

“Civil government, so far as it is instituted for the security of property, is in reality instituted for the defense of the rich against the poor, or of those who have some property against those who have none at all.”

Adam Smith, An Inquiry into the  Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations

Anonymous asked: What is your opinion on vegans?

rubyetc:

Oh thanks, I just ate though

You gotta admit, though—when Jodie Foster discovered them in Contact it was a really exciting moment.

“Past performance does not guarantee future results.”

– Prospectus 11:19

financial analyst (n.)

financial analyst (n.) someone who uses the current day’s market reports to predict what happened yesterday and decide whether or not anyone should have seen it coming.