Misfits of Incredulity

Stuff from Ross Bennett. Not the stand-up comic or the fashion designer, but a different one.

One other small thought about service

If you’re on such a tight budget that you can’t leave a decent tip, then I’d suggest you’re too poor to be dining at that restaurant.

Leave a decent tip this time and make it up to your budget on another occasion when you haven’t already accepted a service.

If Lynda.com Made a Course on Football

"Hello, I’m Ross Bennett and welcome to the Lynda.com course Up And Running With Football. In this course, we’ll be giving you the fundamental knowledge you’ll need to use and understand the game of football.”

[…]

"If you’re a Lynda.com premium subscriber, you’ll have access to a downloadable playbook containing all the plays we’ll be examining in this course."

[…]

"Before we get into the material, let me spend upwards of 30 minutes telling you what this course is not. You may have heard people from outside the United States referring to a game of football, but it’s important to understand that is not what this course is about. [Video image of handwritten word “football” being written in large, red, clumsy text and then being scratched out.] In the United States, the game the world calls ‘football” we refer to as ‘soccer.’”

[…]

"Up and Running With Football, Part 1: NCAA versus NFL.  Before we talk about the game of football, you should know there are really two kinds of football and their rules are sometimes different. We have College Football which plays using rules written by the National Collegiate Athletic Association, and Professional Football which plays by rules agreed by the National Football League.”

[… 8 Lessons skipped …]

"Up and Running With Football, Part 2: The Draft System. "

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"Up and Running With Football, Part 3: Offense, Defense, and Special Teams"

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"Now that you understand the different roles on the football team, let’s talk about the ball. You may have already noticed that, unlike with many other games, the ball used in football isn’t actually round. … … …"

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"Up and Running With Football, Part 6: Scoring Points. … … …"

drawingeisu:

elenilote:

lemonteaflower:

a continuation of this

MISS OFFICER AND MR TRUFFLES coming soon this Summer maybe not. 

Oh! Please miss can we have more of this AWESOME comic?

Inspired by lemonteaflower’s last panel, I made this wee little animation:

This show needs to be real, and it needs to star Susan Calman.

kyttenrage:

Lazy Sundays. #AttackonTitan #KrunchHeads # Yeah!

Y’know, with the right Instagram filter, a tablet computer can look an awful lot like a lunchbox from the 1970s. I half expected there to be LSD in the marshmallows.

kyttenrage:

Lazy Sundays. #AttackonTitan #KrunchHeads # Yeah!

Y’know, with the right Instagram filter, a tablet computer can look an awful lot like a lunchbox from the 1970s. I half expected there to be LSD in the marshmallows.

If you glance at that flexistraw too quickly, it looks like the koala is flicking the ashes off its cigarette. Which kinda goes with it.

If you glance at that flexistraw too quickly, it looks like the koala is flicking the ashes off its cigarette. Which kinda goes with it.